Venomheart
Posts : 3
Join date : 2010-03-10
 | | Subject: I got entirely too bored. Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:07 am | |
| Ever hear that song "(Because) I Got High" by Afroman? Someone earlier had made a small parody of a verse from said song in MC Zone chat... I took that ball and ran with it. This is the result. (Hidden in Spoiler tags due to language/content... Just to play it safe.) - Spoiler:
I was gonna save the world,
Until I got high,
I was gonna fly up and save the girl,
But then I got high,
Now I'm a supervillain, and I know why,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
I was gonna save that bus,
Before I got high,
I could made if I had rushed,
But I got high,
Now there's a bus full of corpses,
And I know why,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
I was gonna beat the bad guy,
But then I got high,
I was gonna save some lives,
But I got high,
Now the world is doomed,
And I know why,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
I was gonna save some kids,
But then I got high,
Stop some lives from hittin' the skids,
But then I got high,
Now I'm sleepin' all day,
And I know why,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
I was gonna stop some crime,
But then I got high,
I was gonna make some thugs do time,
But then I got high,
Now they're shooting up schools,
And I know why,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
I was gonna beat some ass,
But then I got high,
I was gonna really thrash,
But then I got high,
Now I'm watching TV,
And I know why,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
I was gonna rescue you,
But then I got high,
I was gonna save your children too,
But then I got high,
Now you and your kids are dead,
And I know why,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
I messed up my entire life,
Because I got high
I lost my kids and wife,
Because I got high,
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk,
And I know why,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
I'm gonna stop singing this song,
Because I'm high,
I'm singing this whole thing wrong,
Because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why,
Because I'm high,
Because I'm high,
Because I'm high,
Well, my name is Superman,
And I'm from lil' Smallville,
All the 'Ville weed I be smokin,
Is bomb as hell,
I dont belive in crime,
Thats what I said,
So all of you thugs,
Please give me more head...
I'd hate to be Lois.
Last edited by Venomheart on Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:11 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : I can spell.) | |
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